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  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
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• One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed.
  As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king...
• One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed.
  As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king...
• Lightning strikes the rod at the top of the Empire State Building about fifty times a year.
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• I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....