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• For a deliciously good time." -- Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre
• Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
• Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
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• Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
  We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have?...
• The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next, good sense, the third, good humor, and the fourth, wit.
  -- Sir William Temple...
• Good drink, good meat; Good God, let's eat!.
  -- Homer in "Eating Dinner" (Tracy Ullman Show), from The Simpso...
• Whose wit in the combat, as gentle as bright, Ne'er carried a heart-stain away on its blade.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- On the Death of Sherida...