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• It took 300 years to build and by the time it was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster.
  But by then the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on....
• It took 300 years to build and by the time it was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster.
  But by then the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on....
• How many roads must a man walk down before he finds a damn good pub?
  Let us define n to be the number of roads a man must travel before he finds the pub defined above....
• CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
• I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes.
  The greater part of all mischief in the world arises from the fact that men do not sufficiently understand their own aims....
• George Bush is glad the John Tower thing has quieted down a good bit.
  Now, he won't have to answer any of those silly questions about " a thousand points of Bud light....
• He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• To finish first, first one must finish.