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For The First Time In History, One Bag Of Groceries Produces Two Bags Of Trash. -- Robert Orbe
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For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces two bags of trash.
-- Robert Orben
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History repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.
If you go on a trip taking two bags with you, one containing everything you need for the trip and the other containing absolutely nothing
he second bag will be completely filled with junk acquired on the trip when you return....
Ross Perot doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet -- and making mettings end.
-- Robert Orbe...
You can't change history - not one line. -- The First Law of Time. -- Doctor Who
Warm the pot first ... then put two heaping teaspoonfuls in the pot--no bags--in boiling water, and when it's in, stir it.
-- Lynn Fontanne...
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter.
Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. -- Robert Orbe...