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• You get what you pay for. Life is free. Hmmm....
• You may use this opinion for a two week trial period.
• You will get a fair trial, after which you will be shot.
• If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
• Life is trial and error - tomorrow I go on trial for my errors.
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• With free advice, you get what you paid for.
• Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
• If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill one third less people?
  No, but you get a much lighter sentence...