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• The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twai
• Virtue has never been as respectable as money. -- Mark Twai
• A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
  -- Mark Twai...