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• Every bug you find is the last one.
• For every fault you find, two more are created.
• If you have one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you're bound to find yourself pissing on today.
  -- anonymous (Usenet FOAF)...
• All things being equal, you are bound to lose.
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Bound with cords and ropes, Shut in between thorn-hedged prison wall
  For three years one does not find the way. Misfortune....
• In a key position in every genealogy you will find a John Smith from London. -- McLaughlin's Law
• At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.