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• The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion -- but doesn't.
  -- Tom Crichto...
• A gentleman is a man who can support his own weight on his hands.
• MAN: The only animal who can play scrabble!!
• A true gentleman: one who can hog the puck - but doesn't.
• Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
• This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him.
  -- William Phelp...
• The wise musicians are those who play what they can master. -- Duke Ellingto
• A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way only a gentleman can. -- Luigi Barzini
• A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
  -- John Dennis (1657-1734) -- The Gentleman's Magazine, Vol. li, Page 324...