Following Some Strange Impulse, You Raise The Sceptre.

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Following some strange impulse, you raise the Sceptre....
You hear a magical fanfare, repeated three times.
A mysterious voice mutters peevishly....
So what do you want now? A medal?

The sceptre seems to subside. You hear a high whine, as of capacitors beginning to recharge.
Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
What I tell you three times is true.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.

Following Some Strange Impulse, You Raise The Sceptre.

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