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• You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
• My program can beat up your program.
• To finish first, first one must finish.
• To program is to be.
• Schubert didn't finish it.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...just when you finish writing the be-all-end-all program for your computer (has everything-AI
  MIDI, productivity stuff, excellent games, desktop video, etc....
• I wrote my first program in 1954, and that didn't work either.
• My God! This program has been written by a MENTAL CRIPPLE!
• unwind-protect n. [MIT: from the name of a LISP operator] A task you must remember to perform before you leave a place or finish a project.
  I have an unwind-protect to call my advisor....