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• Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
• Interchangeable tapes won't.
• A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthure "Bugs" Bae
• Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes And tapes without any track
  Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes And tapes mixed up on the racks -- Take hold of the tape And pull off the strip, And then you'll be sure Your tape drive will skip....