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• One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.
  -- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
• One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), Pudd'nhead Wilso...
• Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
• Close cover before striking.
• Typed with all the speed of a striking slug!
• MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
• EMACS: Emetic Macros Assault Core and Segmentatio
• If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles!