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• In a drear-nighted December, Too happy, happy tree, Thy branches ne'er remember Their green felicity.
  -- John Keats (1795-1821) -- Stanza...
• CATS ARE IT!
• ELYSIUM, n. An imaginary delightful country which the ancients foolishly believed to be inhabited by the spirits of the good.
  This ridiculous and mischievous fable was swept off the face of the earth by the early Christians -- may their souls be happy in Heaven!...
• Let not another's disobedience to Nature become an ill to you
  for you were not born to be depressed and unhappy with others, but to be happy with them....
• A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly.
  If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space. -- Thomas Carlyle, looking at the sta...
• The cats did it.
• Cats don't ask. Cats take.
• Presented for your consideration: Springfield. An average little town, with a not-so-average monster.
  [townsfolk wander around with nervous smiles, saying, `Happy happy!...
• The circus is in town.