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  Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves....
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• My grandfather told me that there are no free rides in this world.
  This is why I do not take federal grants of funding for Westside Preparatory School....
• There is a pentagon shape lying here.
• That this gentleman [President John Adams] ought not to be the object of the federal wish, is, with me, reduced to demonstration.
  His administration has already very materially disgraced and sunk the government....
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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  If a feminist does screw in a light bulb, it will be up to the government or the father to support any children resulting from such a sexual act....