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• VANQUISH A word most commonly used in solemn ceremonies, usually of the form "Behold the devil, I now vanquish thee" in weird religious ceremonies or bad fantasy books.
  The amusing thing being that the speaker is generally of the mistaken belief that the use of a little Olde English will result in the demise of Satan for all eternity....
• RALPH THE PERVERT (1214-1261) St Ralph was best known for his dubious pursuits involving furry animals, something that was, and still is denied by the church.
  In 1253 he formed the Society of Hamster Strangling, which became an underground organisation soon afterwards, and whose members still occupy parts of Brussels....
• MEET GOD IN PERSON! This Thursday from 12-2pm, God will be signing copies of his new single, "I Don't Like Fridays" in the record department at Myer Southland.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• She was his life, The ocean to the river of his thoughts, Which terminated all.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Dream, Stanza 2...
• The man with the biggest feet in the world, Irish-bo
  Italian-raised Giovanni O'Shamus caused an upset at Wimbledon during the week, when h stepped on his opponent in the first round of the Men's Singles....
• He lived his life to the end.
• WRONG Incorrect, erroneous. Generally, the things that are most likely to be wrong are those which you feel the most confident about.
  This confidence has usually led you to proclaim it is an undeniable fact to all and sundry, and to generally stake your reputation/life/ fortune on it....
• The Poet Whose Badness Saved His Life The most important poet in the seventeenth century was George Wither.
  Alexander Pope called him "wretched Wither" and Dryden said of his verse that "if they rhymed and rattled all was well"....
• CELSIUS, ANDERS (1701-44) Swedish astronomer. At the age of 25
  he had a raging argument with best friend Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit (1686-1736) when he claimed that Fahrenheit's system of measuring temperature was completely fucked, and that he could design a better system whilst standing on his head blindfolded in a bucket of lard....