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• Of my merit On thet pint you yourself may jedge; All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, First Series, No. vii...
• Ez fer war, I call it murder,-- There you hev it plain an' fla
  I don't want to go no furder Than my Testyment fer that....
• This goin' ware glory waits ye haint one agreeable feetur.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, First Series, No. ii...
• Laborin' man an' laborin' woman Hev one glory an' one shame
  Ev'y thin' thet' s done inhuman Injers all on 'em the same....
• We kind o' thought Christ went agin war an' pillage.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, First Series, No. iii...
• I don't believe in princerple, But oh I du in interest.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, First Series, No. vi...
• Soft-heartedness, in times like these, Shows sof'ness in the upper story.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, Second Series, The Courtin', No. vii...
• All kin' o' smily round the lips, An' teary round the lashes.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, Second Series, The Courtin'...
• T was kin' o' kingdom-come to look On sech a blessed cretur.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers, Second Series, The Courtin'...