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• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
  -- Russell Bake...
• People who have the power to make things happen don't do the things that people do, so they don't know what needs to happen.
  -- Russell Bake...
• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure.
  -- Russell Bake...
• People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. -- Russell Bake
• Progress is what people who are planning to do something really terrible almost always justify themselves on the grounds of.
  -- Russell Bake...
• Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker (Baker's Law)
• English is a language in which grown people see nothing peculiar about telling a child, "Sit down and sit up.
  -- Russell Bake...
• There are no liberals behind steering wheels. -- Russell Bake
• Everything you know is wrong, but some of it is a useful approximation!