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• When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Caesar and Cleopatra", Act III...
• He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. --George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superma
• Pardon him, Theodotus, he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. -- George Bernard Shaw
• The devil can quote Shakespeare for his own purpose. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Who was the most elastic man in the Bible? Mohab, because he hitched his ass to a tree and walked nine miles.
• My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• I was brought up in the other service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was my natural master and captain and friend.
  I saw that he was in the right, and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear....