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• Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother." -- Germaine Gree
• By the act of marriage you endorse all the ancient and dead values.
  You endorse things like monogamy. Lifelong monogamy is a maniacal idea. -- Germaine Gree...
• Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail. -- Germaine Gree
• One of the merits of democracy is quite obvious: it is perhaps the most charming form of government ever devised by man.
  The reason is not far to seek. It is based on propositions that are palpably not true -- and what is not true, as everyone knows, is always immensely more fascinating and satisfying to the vast majority of men than what is true....
• one-banana problem n. At mainframe shops, where the computers have operators for routine administrivia
  he programmers and hardware people tend to look down on the operators and claim that a trained monkey could do their job....
• one-banana problem: n. At mainframe shops, where the computers have operators for routine administrivia
  he programmers and hardware people tend to look down on the operators and claim that a trained monkey could do their job....
• LEVERAGE: Even if someone doesn't care what the world thinks about them, they always hope their mother doesn't find out.
• Opiates are the religion of the upper-middle classes. -- Debbie VanDam