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• Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.
• Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
• If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
• Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught how not to.
  So it is with the great programmers....
• Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught how not.
  So it is with the great programmers....