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• Why be born again, when you can just grow up?
• All hope abandon, ye who enjoy tax forms.
• Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
• My only hope is that our children grow up without our prejudices.
• My inner child can beat up your inner child.
• Why did the LDS couple stop after three children? Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese.
• I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else .
  .. I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up....