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• Everybody thinks himself so well supplied with common sense that even those most difficult to please.
  . . never desire more of it than they already have. -- Rene Descarte...
• None but the well-bred man knows how to confess a fault, or to restrain himself to lust in his heart.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw ...
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• A well-bred dog generally bows to strangers.
• QUARK: The sound made by a well bred duck.
• You tell 'em Dough, You're well bred.
• bi, n: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.