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• Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
  ' And for everybody that gets it for free there are thousands talking about how great it would be to get it....
• Baptists don't like to discuss their sex lies.
• Because This Is A Story About Sex.
• Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.
• Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. -- Lieberman's Law
• Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, cuz nobody listens.