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• Howe's Law Every man has a scheme that will not work.
• Everyone has a scheme that will not work. -- Howe's Law
• Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
• Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
  Munder's Corollary to Howe's Law: Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does....
• Munder's Corollary: Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.
• If you seem to be getting better, it's your doctor getting worse. -- MURPHY'S FLU LAW
• Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.