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• Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1990 (reported by IPS, 8/14/92)...
• They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help.
  And we are helping, and we're going to continue to help....
• The future will be a better tomorrow. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
• We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the elimination of human rights--the elimination of human rights in accordance with the pursuit of Justice.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 2/3/89 -- (reported in The Chicago Tribune, 2/4/89)...
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...
• It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. -- Vice President Dan Quayle