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• The following are from a collection of things elementary school kids said when asked about scientific fac
  We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation....
• ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
  One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....
• I love California. I grew up in Phoenix, Arizona. A lot of people forget that.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Lemme show you how to put on a tie: the hook goes over the top, and these things go in there.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• In the United States, there is a lot more space with a fewer people than there is less space with a lot more people.
  Its things like this that make America what it is....
• A lot of people will urge you to put some money in a bank, and in fact--within reason--this is very good advice.
  But don't go overboard. Remember, what you are doing is giving your money to someone else to hold on to, and I think that it is worth keeping in mind that the businessmen who run banks are so worried about holding on to things that they put little chains on all their pens....
• ...don't forget W.A.S.T.E. in Pynchon's "The Crying of Lot 49".
• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
  -- Russell Bake...
• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure.
  -- Russell Bake...