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• A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife.
• Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body.
  He may like to go alone for a walk but he hates to stand alone in his opinion....
• He who hates vices hates mankind.
• Don't ring for death. Knock on his door and run, He hates that.
• He who hates himself is not humble. -- E.M. Ciora
• Robopope: He loves God and hates crime!
• He may like to go alone for a walk, but he hates to stand alone in his opinion. -- George Santayana
• If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...