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• Whales are mammals / Mammals have hair / Shave the whales!
• PUNNY BOOK: Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse.
• Path = Wandering Considerably.
• EMACS: Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sicko
• EMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and Surreal.
• EMACS: Emacs Means A Crappy Scree
• UFO Unidentified Flying Object. Also known by the acronym ACATMTTSAFMCAMMFFDOMLAIPIMSAMMP (Aliens Came And Took Me To Their Spaceship And Fed Me Cornflakes And Made Me Forget Five Days Of My Life And Inserted Probes Into My Skull And Made Me Pregnant.
  ) It is now almost certain that UFOs were specifically designed to enable poor country-folk to rip off current affairs shows....
• EMACS: EMACS MACRO ACTED CREDO SODOM
• EMACS: Emacs Makefiles Annihilate C- Shell