:elephantine: adj. Used of programs or systems that are both
conspicuous {hog}s (owing perhaps to poor design founded on
{brute force and ignorance}) and exceedingly {hairy} in source
form. An elephantine program may be functional and even friendly,
but (as in the old joke about being in bed with an elephant) it's
tough to have around all the same (and, like a pachyderm, difficult
to maintain). In extreme cases, hackers have been known to make
trumpeting sounds or perform expressive proboscatory mime at the
mention of the offending program. Usage: semi-humorous. Compare
`has the elephant nature' and the somewhat more pejorative
{monstrosity}. See also {second-system effect} and
{baroque}.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary
conspicuous {hog}s (owing perhaps to poor design founded on
{brute force and ignorance}) and exceedingly {hairy} in source
form. An elephantine program may be functional and even friendly,
but (as in the old joke about being in bed with an elephant) it's
tough to have around all the same (and, like a pachyderm, difficult
to maintain). In extreme cases, hackers have been known to make
trumpeting sounds or perform expressive proboscatory mime at the
mention of the offending program. Usage: semi-humorous. Compare
`has the elephant nature' and the somewhat more pejorative
{monstrosity}. See also {second-system effect} and
{baroque}.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary
Related:
- elephantine adj.
Used of programs or systems that are both
conspicuous hogs (owing perhaps to poor design founded on
brute force and ignorance) and exceedingly hairy
monstrosity.
See also second-system effect and baroque... - monstrosity: 1. n. A ridiculously {elephantine} program or
system,
esp. one that is buggy or only marginally functional... - baroque: adj. Feature-encrusted; complex; gaudy; verging on
excessive.
Said of hardware or (esp.) software designs, this has... - monstrosity
1. n. A ridiculously elephantine program
or system,
esp. one that is buggy or only marginally functional... - second-system effect: n. (sometimes, more euphoniously,
`second-system syndrome') When one is designing the... - brute force adj.
Describes a primitive programming style,
one in which the programmer relies on the computer's... - heavyweight: adj. High-overhead; {baroque}; code-intensive;
featureful, but costly. Esp. used of communication... - rococo: adj. {Baroque} in the extreme. Used to imply that a
program has become so encrusted with the software equivalent of
gold leaf and curlicues that they have completely swamped the
underlying design.
Called after the later and more extreme forms of... - baroque adj.
[common] Feature-encrusted; complex;
gaudy; verging on excessive. Said of hardware or (esp...
From the same category:
- There are people so addicted to exaggeration
that they can't tell the truth without lying.
Josh... - A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.
- Max... - Wise anger is like fire from a flint: there is great ado to get it all
out;
and when it does come it is out again immediately.... - Economists are people who work with numbers but don't
have the personality to be accountants... - Is it any wonder that my mind's
on fire...
