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  Q: [Laughs] "I assure you I can." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
• He was so good he would pour rose-water on a toad.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Charitable Ma...
• Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
• The nobleman of the garden. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Pineapple
• Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Meeting Troubles Half-way...
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
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• Nature here was so lavish of her store, That she bestow'd until she had no more. -- Brow
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....