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  (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
• Machine voice:) Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.
  I have taken over the functions of this inferior being....
• One of the first and foremost rules of piracy REAL PIRATES ARE OVER 15 YEARS OLD!
  Exceptions to this rule are extremely rare at best....
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
• TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
  Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....