Don't use no double negatives
-- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
-- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
Related:
- Don't never use no triple negatives.
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Grammar rules for the... - Excessive use of exclamation points can be disastrous!
Grammar rules for the... - You should never use the second person.
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groovy out-of-date slang.
Grammar rules for the... - Avoid cliches like the plague.
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probably what it was:
something resembling white marble. -- Douglas Adams... - Such senseless violence! I don't understand it."
"We don't expect you to.
If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd be on in... - My Uncle was in a play once. It was called Macbeth.
What did he play? Second codpiece. Macbeth wore him... - When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have
ever seen,
I had to do something with it. The easiest way to... - PHOENIX, n. The classical prototype of the modern "small hot bird."
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