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• It's easy to apply yourself, just use crazy glue!
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
• Beverly: "We will start with the assumption that I am *not* crazy.
  -- "Remember Me", Stardate unknow...
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...
• The computer is happy. The computer is crazy. The computer will try to make you happy.
  This will drive you crazy....
• You may be right. You may be crazy. Me, three.
• You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you.