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• Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
• Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
• Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
  -- Casablanca...
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• Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  Westley, as the man in black, from The Princess Bride...
• Life is pain; anyone who tells you different is selling something.
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