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• 'Do-so' is more important than 'say-so'. -- Pete Seege
• Do you know the difference between education and experience?
  Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't....
• The new 1st couple: Hill and Billy, from Arkansas.
• SMILEY (-: Don Ellis from Tektronix
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....