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• drool-proof paper n. Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed dow
  o the point where only a cretin could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written on drool-proof paper'....
• drool-proof paper: n. Documentation that has been obsessively {dumbed down}
  o the point where only a {cretin} could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written on drool-proof paper'....
• Moof: /moof/ [MAC users] 1. n. A semi-legendary creature, also called the `dogcow', that lurks in the depths of the Macintosh Technical Notes Hypercard stack V3.
  1; specifically, the full story of the dogcow is told in technical note #31 (the particular Moof illustrated is properly named `Clarus')....
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• Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
• You have descended to the very center of the earth.
  The heat is very intense intense here. Some old tools are lying on the ground, seemingly untouched untouched by the heat....
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• dogcow /dog'kow/ n. See Moof. The dogcow is a semi-legendary creature that lurks in the depths of the Macintosh Technical Notes Hypercard stack V3.
  1. The full story of the dogcow is told in technical note #31 (the particular dogcow illustrated is properly named `Clarus')....