Divorce comes from the old Latin word "divorcerum," meaning "having your
genitals torn out through your wallet." And the judge said, "All the
money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony!"
-- Robin Williams
genitals torn out through your wallet." And the judge said, "All the
money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony!"
-- Robin Williams
Related:
- 19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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Robin... - Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned":
Never get too attached to a house. -- from the Tonight... - If God intended that the genitals were more important than the brain,
he would've put a skull over the genitals. What the... - Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.
Robin... - I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know... - We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off,
and we'll bomb your cities. -- Robin Williams, _Good... - Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap
of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of
pitch-and-toss,
and lose, and start again at your beginnings, ... - Subpoena, n.:
From the root sub, below, and the Latin poena for male
organ or penis.
Therefore, below the penis or by the balls. [this is... - Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored
with life and deciding to go on the new television program,
Divorce Court. They even agreed to get a divorce,...
From the same category:
- Don't Panic. Count to ten ...
then Panic... - Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business.
Cheat. -- Ambrose... - It shew'd discretion, the best part of valour.
-- Beaumont and Fletcher
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A King and No King, Act iv, Sc.... - God built a compelling sex drive into every creature,
no matter what style of fucking it practiced. He... - Zero G and I
fell fine...
