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• No matter how clever the hardware boys are, the software boys piss it away.
• footprint n. 1. The floor or desk area taken up by a piece of hardware.
  2. [IBM] The audit trail (if any) left by a crashed program (often in plural, `footprints')....
• There are two solutions - hardware or software.
• Software makes hardware happen.
• casters-up mode n. [IBM, prob. fr. slang belly up] Yet another synonym for `broken' or `down'.
  Usually connotes a major failure. A system (hardware or software) which is `down' may be already being restarted before the failure is noticed, whereas one which is `casters up' is usually a good excuse to take the rest of the day off (as long as you're not responsible for fixing it)....
• casters-up mode: [IBM, prob. fr. slang belly up] n.
  Yet another synonym for `broken' or `down'. Usually connotes a major failure....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund?