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  ake your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next higher units....
• To determine how long it will take to write and debug a program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next higher units.
  -- The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Developme...
• God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
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