Cycle Crunch: N. A Situation Wherein The Number Of People Trying To Use A Computer Simultaneously Has Reached The Point Where No One Can Get Enough Cycles Because They Are Spread Too Thin And The System Has Probably Begun To {thrash}.

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:cycle crunch: n. A situation wherein the number of people trying
to use a computer simultaneously has reached the point where no one
can get enough cycles because they are spread too thin and the
system has probably begun to {thrash}. This scenario is an
inevitable result of Parkinson's Law applied to timesharing.
Usually the only solution is to buy more computer. Happily, this
has rapidly become easier since the mid-1980s, so much so that the
very term `cycle crunch' now has a faintly archaic flavor; most
hackers now use workstations or personal computers as opposed to
traditional timesharing systems.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary

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