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• A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- The Angel's Whispe
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• It was a mistake, I never should have picked human.
  I knew it the moment I said it. To think of a future in this shell....
• Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps.
  If I had not known that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the holy words, "Heil Hitler!...
• Let a baby's hair and fingernails grow until their 1st birthday.
• If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long, it will be one inch too short.
  -- Angel's Law Of Home Improveme...