Cured ham? No, thanks, pal. Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on my
plate?
-- Tommy Sledge
plate?
-- Tommy Sledge
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- I just bought a Cured Ham,
I wonder what it had ?... - What cannot be cured must be
endured... - What can't be cured,
must be endured. Old... - What cannot be cured must be endured.
-- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553)
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Works, Book v, Chap.... - What can't be cured must be endured.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640)
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The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part ii, Sect. 2, Memb.... - No girdle ever cured a
pregnancy... - Disease can be cured;
fate is incurable... - If people with amnesia forget they have it,
are they cured... - Ignorance can be cured.
Stupid is forever...
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- Why do seagulls live near the sea?
'Cause if they lived near the bay,
they'd be called baygulls... - Want to turn a 486/66 into an 8088/4.77?
Load Windows... - MATHEMATICIANS do it as continuous
function... - How many
computer salespeople
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You don't need a new lightbulb - you need to... - Moral of Vietnam/Somalia:
Leave military decisions to the military...
