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• GARTHER, n. An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Garter, n.: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary