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• My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
• It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television.
  It's only television. -- Linda Ellerbee...
• Another name for a Windows tutorial is "crash course".
• Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery!
  --Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand...
• McCoy: "Of course...a child could do it!" -- "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.6
• In the cafeteria at the Kennedy Space Center, I overheard someone from NASA say 'It's not like it's brain surgery or anything.
  ..' which got me wondering how many brain surgeons say 'It's not like it's rocket science or anything....
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
• The Borg: Plastic surgery taken too far.