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• I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
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  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
• Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
• Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
• Don't wait for your ship to come; swim out to it.
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• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....