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• The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
  "What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
• The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
  "What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
• The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
  "What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Hello. Can I please speak to Will Dicker?
• Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think, creation's. -- E. M. Forste
• I speak for the little birdies that follow me around.
• ROG** writes > ...who have no clue about reality. Nothing could compare with > the beauty of the real world around us and you should work as hard > at preserving the environment and making the world safe for our progeny as > you do at hiding in your computer screens.
  I bet you couldn't > read a story from alt.sex.bondage without getting an erection....
• A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
  With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do....