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• In no event will the author be liable for ANY damages arising from the use, misuse, abuse, inability to use, etc.
  etc., of this program, even if it were to initiate a complete mass to energy conversion of your personal computer, thus reducing the state in which you reside to a smoldering ruin....
• XXXI: The optimum committee has no members. XXXII
  Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold -- your problems into their gold....
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  The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....
• Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there.
• firehose syndrome n. In mainstream folklore it is observed that trying to drink from a firehose can be a good way to rip your lips off.
  On computer networks, the absence or failure of flow control mechanisms can lead to situations in which the sending system sprays a massive flood of packets at an unfortunate receiving system, more than it can handle....
• firehose syndrome: n. In mainstream folklore it is observed that trying to drink from a firehose can be a good way to rip your lips off.
  On computer networks, the absence or failure of flow control mechanisms can lead to situations in which the sending system sprays a massive flood of packets at an unfortunate receiving system, more than it can handle....
• Brief History Of Linux (#20) Linux is born Linus' superhuman programming talent produced, within a year, a full operating system that rivaled Minix.
  The first official announcement on comp.os.minix came October 5th, in which Linus wrote these famous word...