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• Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy. -- Law of Institutional Food
• BREAKFAST The first of three major meals of the day
  breakfast for the average person will normally consist of a small to average amount of food, such as a medium serving of artichoke, followed by three slices of cow pie and orange juice, two boxes of Corn Flakes, ninety-seven unpeeled bananas, fifteen rashers of bacon, nineteen eggs, toast, and a sesame-seed bun....
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• The mass media is supported and sustained by commercial entities.
  And corn flakes and Shakespeare are simply not kissing cousins....
• That's disgusting, but funny.
• Oh, he wants that corn so much!
  -- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• We're All Flakes: Dan Druff
• Bachelor cooking is a matter of attitude. If you think of it as setting fire to things and making a mess, it's fun.
  It's not so much fun if you think of it as dinner ....
• Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.