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• Sleep faster: we need the pillows.
• Make Headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.
• Been eating pillows, feeling down in the mouth.
• A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer.
  If one of those bottles should happen to fall, it would shake the very foundations of the Universe....
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• Quote #557 Carlotta lay on the mound of pillows strewn about the floor of the poolhouse
  back arched and head thrown back, screaming the name of the only man who had ever taken her to the pinnacle of unbridled ecstasy, the only man with whom she had experienced the overwhelming rush of carnal electricity - unfortunately not the man who now peered up at her from the tangle of hastily discarded clothing with the sullen and quizzical visage of a calf looking at a new gate....
• Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
  I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up, presses a button] Room service?...
• Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
  Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. [the judge shrugs] Bob...