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• Love is when you look into your lover's eyes and see God smiling back at you. -- Solomon Sho
• The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky -- Solomon Sho
• You have to know what you're looking for before you can find it. -- Solomon Sho
• Jesus only told half the story. The truth *will* set you free.
  But, first it's going to piss you off. -- Solomon Sho...
• If you don't know the answer....make one up!
• You deserve the gods you worship. -- Solomon Sho
• Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• Onions don't cause heartburn; they only make it interesting. -- Solomon Sho